Sunday, July 24, 2011

Prayer...

A Pastor was praying over one of the races in Nashville. (Sounds like the beginning of a really bad joke - but I actually heard this on Sports Center tonight...)

His prayer went something like this: "Dear Lord, Thank you for my SMOKIN' HOT WIFE and my two children  (who he mentioned by name). Bless this race... (and then there were some words to bless the race)... In Jesus Name; Boogedy, Boogedy, Boogedy, Amen."

I think I would laugh really hard if someone closed a prayer during church with three boogedys.

I'd offer someone money to actually do it, but I may have a brother or sister who really would... and with a straight face too. I'd love to be in church if someone actually used those words...

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