If we lived with Captain Underpants...

So my good friend, Callie... excuse me - Boobie Chuckledunkin - sent me this e-mail. It made me laugh to the point that I thought it would be wise to share the information with everyone. See where you are, and what YOUR new name would be!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

• a = snickle
• b = doombah
• c= goober
• d = cheesey
• e = crusty
• f = greasy
• g = dumbo
• h = farcus
• I = dorky
• j = doofus
• k = funky
• l = boobie
• m = sleezy
• n = sloopy
• o = fluffy
• p = stinky
• q = slimy
• r = dorfus
• s = snooty
• t = tootsie
• u = dipsy
• v = sneezy
• w = liver
• x = skippy
• y = dinky
• z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:

• a = dippin
• b = feather
• c = batty
• d = burger
• e = chicken
• f = barffy
• g = lizard
• h = waffle
• i = farkle
• j = monkey
• k = flippin
• l = fricken
• m = bubble
• n = rhino
• o = potty
• p = hamster
• q = buckle
• r = gizzard
• s = lickin
• t = snickle
• u = chuckle
• v = pickle
• w = lickin
• x = dingle
• y = gorilla
• z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

• a = butt
• b = boob
• c = face
• d = nose
• e = hump
• f = breath
• g = pants
• h = shorts
• i = lips
• j = honker
• k = head
• l = tush
• m = chunks
• n = dunkin
• o = brains
• p = biscuits
• q = toes
• r = doodle
• s = fanny
• t = sniffer
• u = sprinkles
• v = frack
• w = squirt
• x = humperdinck
• y = hiney
• z = juice

Using this formula, this puts our new family name as Snicklebutt. So... from the Snicklebutt family to yours - enjoy!!!